jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

doctormagnuseverdeen:

musiclove4life:

philsmismatchedsocks:

andsoheismyjohn:

fancifullauren:

lonelywhiteasian:

nippush:

once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl

once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko

once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream

once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt

once a shirt screamed into my girl and i fell like a gecko

once a gecko screamed into my shirt and I fell like a girl

This fucking website

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot